Esau Wood

After a long day in the office, I’m sorry that I don’t have much profound wisdom or news to present to you. So, with that, I will offer a long-standing part of me that I learned back in 1998, by a friend by the name of James N.:

Esau Wood sawed wood. Oh, the wood that Wood would saw! One day, Esau Wood saw a wood saw that would saw wood like no other wood saw Wood ever saw saw wood. Of all the wood saws Wood ever saw saw wood, no other wood saw would saw wood like the wood saw Wood saw would saw wood. Now when Esau Wood saws wood, he saws wood with the wood saw that he saw saw wood.